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Props, Taco Bell….
“We’re probably going to make a lot of money today anyway.” hahahaha.
I love you Taco Bell
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I cross-stitched this Iron Man for my friend Zach’s birthday. Geeky cross-stitch is my favorite. Someday I’ll finish my “TARDIS sweet TARDIS” and post it, too…
Very cool.
(Source: webze)
IT’S BACK
What.
mofn and blanabba will always be my favourite
I really like MERSHED PERDERDER and CRICKEM NIGFOPS.
Mork is the best, rest are small time.
sharded barf
SPAGOOTER
(Source: 24thoughtspersecond)
Yes please.
I don’t know how long I can go on watching his on screen deaths.
If you have a heart you will reblog this.
It won’t make your blog ugly.
but I literally live for the moments when he dies…
(Source: angelophile)
| When something bad happens: | True is it that we have seen better days. |
| When something REALLY bad happens: | O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day. Most woeful day That ever, ever I did yet behold! O day, O day, O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this.O woeful day! O woeful day! |
| When people say that something is wrong because the Bible says so: | The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose. |
| When my girlfriend abandons me for food: | FRAILTY, THY NAME IS WOMAN! |
| When someone doesn't thank me for holding the door open for them: | BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, THOU WINTER WIND! THOU ART NOT SO UNKIND AS MAN'S INGRATITUDE! |
| When I burn something while cooking: | MY CAKE IS DOUGH! |
| When human stupidity frustrates me: | LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE! |
| When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins: | NYMPH, IN THY ORISONS BE ALL MY SINS REMEMBER'D. |
| When I'm broke: | My pride fell with my fortunes |
| When someone turns the light on after a period of darkness and blinding light ensues: | OH, SHE DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN BRIGHT! |
| When someone disagrees with me: | THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HORATIO, THEN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY. |
| When I argue with my girlfriend: | The course of true love never did run smooth. |
| When I'm embarrassed: | MUST I HOLD A CANDLE TO MY SHAMES?! |
| Someone says "Good Night": | Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow. |
| When I'm doing the laundry: | OUT, damned spot! |
Don´t Stop Me Now - Queen
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